Personally, I don’t consider myself to be an Internet Marketing “guru”.

Sure, I make a full-time income from marketing and have done since 2006…

So what?

I don’t like the bragging and posturing that goes on in the Internet Marketing industry…

But there are plenty out there that do!

Here are some tell-tale signs you’re an Internet Marketing guru…

(Much kudos goes to Paul Nicholls, whose Warrior Forum post inspired this!)

1. Every note you write to your wife uses bullet points that don’t reveal any hard details… and a PS with several exclamation points.

2. If something requires a simple, written explanation… you drag it out over eight pages and focus heavily on past tales of hardship.

3. If a friend asks you for advice on a purchase… you convince them it’s a scam before trying to sell them your own solution for twice the price

4. Your home videos are all auto-play and all the control options are disabled.

5. You offer endless support on your product… but disappear after one month

6. You wake yourself up every night with cries of Autopilot, Autopilot, Autopilot…!

7. You tell your friends they can hang out with you tomorrow for $10… but they can hang out with you today… and only for today… for just $5.

And the list goes on… and on!

I may even write a follow-up to it some day.

But in the meantime, if you’re like me…

Sick and tired of all the bull shit that stinks up the Internet Marketing industry…

And you want to learn everything you need to make a full-time income online…

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Talk Soon,

P.S. I know it’s a Monday and you’re busy working on your “to do” list for the week…

You do have a “to do” list, don’t you?

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Even a “guru” couldn’t get this wrong…

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